do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
my poor anus
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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