i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
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You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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