on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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