That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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