you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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