Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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