Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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