You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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