So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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