i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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