Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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