those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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