I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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