If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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