Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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