guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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