At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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