He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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