I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.