I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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