I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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