If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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