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I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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