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Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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