I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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