too bad you live with your parents still
Its about making memories worth repressing
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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