So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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