so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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