2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i believe in u and ur pee
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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