she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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