Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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