she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
we're so committed to being not committed
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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