so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
accomplished twins. life is a go
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
