yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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