He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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