Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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