I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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