It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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