I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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