If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
this will be a night to untag.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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