I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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