is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Randomize
