got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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