So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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