Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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