in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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