she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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