we have pet lesbian snakes
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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