thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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