You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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