She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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