What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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