My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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