in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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