that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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