i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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