We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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